By Booker Dane
Hey folks! Please sit back, relax, and yourself a new in computer corldĀ because we’re about to jump into the computer world’s rollercoaster in 2023. No seat belts required, just a love for tech and a sense of humor. Don’t worry; we’ll keep the nerd talk to a minimum, promise! š¤
4 Things New In Computer World
1. Smartphones: Now Smarter Than Your Average College Student
We’ve all got oneāthose little pocket devils that have single-handedly revolutionized the art of ignoring people at dinner tables. They’re getting so bright these days that they can probably pass your college exams if you ask them nicely. AI, facial recognition, and 8K video recording? Yawn, old news.
The buzzword now is “foldable.” No, not the thing you do with your laundry, though I could use some help there. We’re talking phones that fold. Why? Well, because we can, duh! It’s like Transformers for adultsāyour phone can go from a mini-tablet to a classic flip phone.
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Funny line alert: Imagine this: your date asks, “Why are you still using a flip phone?“Unfold it into a tablet, say, ‘What were you saying?’ and boom!”Ā š
2. Laptops: From Lap Warmers to Powerhouses
Remember the days when a laptop was a glorified typewriter with a screen? Those days are as dead as the dinosaurs or my social life on a Friday night. Laptops are no longer lap warmers but are sleek, sexy powerhouses. These bad boys can handle gaming, video editing, and your existential crises. They’re so fast you’ll finish your work before your coffee gets cold.
Tip: Only pour coffee on your laptop to test this theory if you have money to burn or hatred for productivity.
3. Virtual Reality: The Reality is It’s Virtually Real
If you thought VR was just for gaming nerds or your weird techie cousin, you’re as wrong as someone betting against Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. Virtual Reality is creeping into almost every aspect of life. You can attend virtual concerts, art galleries, and even job interviews.
Funny line alert: It’s like a first date, but you can unplug if things go wrong. How convenient is that?
4. NFTs: Because Your Pet Rock Needed a Digital Sibling
I don’t fully understand the NFT hype more than I know why cats hate water. But if you’ve got a soft spot for unique, digital art that’s as non-fungible as grandma’s secret cookie recipe, NFTs are where it’s at. Just keep your virtual pet rock away from your crypto wallet. We wouldn’t want it eating your Dogecoins, would we?
Wrap-Up: The Future’s So Bright, We Gotta Wear VR Goggles
A lot is happening, and if you’re feeling overwhelmed, welcome to the club! The future is looking pretty rad. Whether you’re into foldable phones, monster laptops, virtual escapades, or digital pet rocks, there’s something for everyone.
So please put on your VR goggles, and let’s boldly go where no tech novice has before. š
There you have itāyour slightly humorous, barely technical, and entirely digestible rundown of what’s new in the computer world. If you’re not already dozing off, pat yourself on the back. You’ve survived!
